Top 10 Worst Gifts

So Christmas is over and now we deal with either the ecstasy of an awesome new present or the post-holiday depression of knowing you’ll probably have to drive all the way to the store to return gifts (and by that time you might be debating whether throwing it away is a more economically friendly solution). Here’s a list of the top ten worst gifts for Christmas, so maybe you won’t make the same mistakes next year!

A Scale

Because nothing says Christmas like get off your lazy butt and work out fatty.

Office Supplies

Christmas break is all about not learning and procrastinating any school work I may or may not have. Especially that English homework I’m using for the bonfire…

Gift Cards

You basically just gave me ten dollars that I can only spend at one store. How useful is that?!

Greeting Cards

How lazy are you that you can’t write “Merry Christmas” on your own fricken card? I don’t care how cute the little Christmas Doggy is!

A New Toothbrush and Toothpaste!

Couldn’t you have just… I don’t know give me a tic-tac and say my breathe stinks? You couldn’t be that forward with this?

New Christmas Decorations

You’re a little late there buddy. I could have used this like five weeks ago…

Fruitcake

I’ve never got one, and I hope to never get one. You just watch I’m going to get one for Christmas this year. I’m calling it!

A New Wallet!

Great A New Wallet… yeah… so what am I going to put in it? You’re limited gift cards? Couldn’t you have just given me money?

Polo Shirts

I just don’t like Polo Shirts. Nuff said.

A stuffed singing animal

Animal Cruelty For the Win!

So what are the worst gifts you’ve received? Leave a comment below!

Merry Christmas!

xooo (Those are extra kisses for the holidays)

jordan

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